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|13 Dec 2022|2 mins

28 Thoughts We Had During The White Lotus Finale

Were you right about #20?

Still recovering from The White Lotus finale? Us too. Between Harper’s terrible poker face and Ethan throwing punches in the ocean, to Daphne’s alarming optimism and Tanya showing us exactly why those fancy new friends you made *aren’t* to be trusted, the season two closer was a LOT. Here’s everything we dropped in the group chat that had us reeling.

Grab your Aperol Spritz! Here we go...

The White Lotus, HBO 2022

  1. Wee oooh weee ooh weee ohh weee oooooh
  2. WEE OOOH WEEE OOH WEEE OHH WEEE OOOOOH
  3. OFC Cam’s a flosser.
  4. Oh Albie you sweet summer child…
  5. Only murderers don’t do Instagram…
  6. Yee – and I cannot stress this enough – haw 😔 poor Tanya.
  7. “He looks like Greg!” *pretends to be shocked*.
  8. Oh, I see… This is Ethan’s villain origin story.
  9. What was the point of Rocco?
  10. Tanya and Portia, these pennies are well and truly DROPPING rn.
  11. Come walk with me out to this rock that looks like the perfect place for… murder.
  12. What did Daphne do to Ethan on that island? 👀
  13. What if we just threw Quentin overboard??
  14. Why doesn’t anyone ever go out to eat? You’re in Italy, people!
  15. Will this double date from hell never end?
  16. Ok Ethan, better late than never I guess…
  17. Ten thousand years of bad luck for breaking that vase.
  18. YES JENNIFER COOLIDGE GET ‘EM.
  19. Tanya, take the stairs! Or at least take your heels off…
  20. Well alright. That just happened.
  21. Surely he resurrects her for season 3. SURELY!
  22. How many hours did I actually spend on TikTok and bird theories?
  23. Mia. Lucia. BRAVA! What a performance, even I was convinced.
  24. Maybe you are a moron after all, Albie.
  25. Did Mike White just play us as hard as Albie got played?
  26. What is Greg going to do with all that money? *Googles how to con a con man*
  27. Portia’s airport outfit deranged y/n?
  28. No. ILY Portia.

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