6 Salad Dressings We Might Just Leave Our Spouse For

Turns out, you do make (more than) friends with salad…

It’s been a wild ride so far in the Olivia Wilde / Harry Styles / Jason Sudeikis saga, and things only got weirder with the salad dressing bombshell that dropped – and subsequently broke the internet. ICYMI, this secret salad dressing is so good that Wilde only whipped it up for the fam… until she *allegedly* started decanting it into a to-go container. While we’ll never really get to the bottom of SaladGate, it got us thinking about the salad dressings so good we might just leave our own LTRs for. Suss our office roundup below, starting with Ms Wilde’s one and only…

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Olivia Wilde

“Mix 2 tablespoons of Grey Poupon Mustard with 2 tablespoons of good red wine vinegar. Then, whisking constantly with a fork, slowly add 6 tablespoons of olive oil, until the vinaigrette is thick and creamy; this makes a very strong vinaigrette that’s perfect for salad greens like arugula and watercress and endive.”

Elle, Managing Editor

"Crush a large-ish garlic clove and mix with 2 tbsp of olive oil, 1 tsp honey, and a touch of fresh orange juice and go to town with the salt and pepper. Perfect also for keeping the flu / vampires at bay. Not recommended when cooking for new flames."

Ashley, Editorial Specialist

Tweaked Caesar: "The secret to this special sauce is the quality of anchovies and using Kewpie Mayo. You’ll need to blitz lemon juice, kewpie mayo, a splash of red or rice wine vinegars and the all important anchovies (their oil included)! Add some grated parmesan cheese if you’re feeling extra salty…"

Millie, Engagement Marketing Manager

"Olive oil, red wine vinegar, a dash of maple syrup and salt & pepper!"

Sarah, Senior Copywriter

"Chilli Soy (gets the boys…): Mix rice wine vinegar, LIGHT soy sauce, fish sauce, chilli flakes (as much or as little as you feel, but don’t be shy) and the juice of ¼ lime (a little more if you’re feeling zesty). Then add the crushed garlic (IMO the limit does not exist, but this recipe calls for one clove) to the dressing and leave it to infuse for at least 30 minutes."

Sophie, Beauty Editor

"Looking for a side of glow-up with your new man? This skin-loving salad dressing is packed with hydrolysed marine collagen to promote glowing skin, thicker hair and stronger nails. Simply mix garlic, ginger and rice vinegar, plus equal amounts of sesame oil, tamari and honey together before stirring in a scoop of Vida Glow Natural Marine Collagen Powder. Toss in a few chilli flakes for a bit of spice."